Ted is not one of the undead. Simply ask him. Sure, he picked up a "skin thing" during his Caribbean vacation, and he's starving for brains, but who isn't? Anyway, when Ted inherits his grandfather's riches, things are guaranteed to improve; all he has to do now is wait for the old guy to die. Meanwhile, as if things weren't bizarre enough, Ted is dragged into group therapy by a sexy vampire, where the patients all suffer from paranormal problems. Yep. Things have gone from strange to outlandish in a matter of moments.