Jill and jack's Manifesto of Rules to Live By Rule 1 Be Rule 2 Believe in fairytales Rule 3 Accept period as our friend Rule 4 make certain the nooky is excellent Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a continuing campaign Rule 6 Fragrant the pursuit of pleasure along with its own promise Rule 7 Show empathy, except to pirates Rule 8 TV Rule 9 be willing to admit when you are wrong