Wayne Gretzky (no connection ) is really a vampire who can not grow his tooth again. His impotence problems began when he killed Mary Lipinsky, his life's love, 300 years ago. To take his mind he instructs college history - who is better? Attempting to regain his full ability, he enlists help from his good friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Until a fresh semester brings freshman Chris Keller nothing works. She is a dead ringer for Mary plus they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly round the campus. But it all sours when Chris turns and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, which makes the rumors that a tad too real. Compiled by Anonymous